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Pun of the Day #15: Property Rites
A geologist was hired by a mining company to evaluate a claim near an established gold field. He discovered the area was loaded with gold, and he wanted to get the claim for himself. But he could not tell a lie. What did he say to the mining company?
"Never mined!"
David R. Yale is the author of the book, Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays. Click here to buy it at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd.
Jaime
12:51 am on Sunday, May 22, 2011
Now here's something I can dig!
David R. Yale
5:37 pm on Monday, May 23, 2011
Jaime,
You might get government funding to dig this. If it's a shove-hill ready project!
-- David Yale